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farticulation 

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

fartipation 

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.
I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.
fartipation by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

participation award 

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.
"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."
participation award by xldr November 28, 2011

Participation Trophy 

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.
You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

Finticipation 

A sleeping condition whereby subjects get little to no sleep prior to a badass fishing trip. While present weeks and even months prior to a trip, the condition is most prominent the immediate night prior to fishing. Assuming the correct amount of whiskey, beer, Red Bull, sandwiches, potatoes chips, cocaine, marijuana, Swedish red fish, tobacco, coffee, Prozac and Xanax are consumed, the condition has little to no effect on the actual fishing itself. Good remedies include ample amounts of fish porn to ease the mind during an episode.
Dude, I didn’t sleep at all last night from finticipation. Good thing we have all this whiskey and blow.
Finticipation by CO_Fisherman July 13, 2019

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011