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Funny Uncle 

Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.

Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde
"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"

"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."
Funny Uncle by BoiseGuy December 19, 2009

Uncle Funny-Fingers 

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.
My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

Funky Uncle Jeffrey 

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”
Funky Uncle Jeffrey by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

unced in the fanny 

When you wack her in the fanny so hard it sends her back to where she came from
I swear to god she's gonna get unced in the fanny
unced in the fanny by lil gey June 7, 2018

unced in the fanny 

When she gets wacked in the puss so hard she quenches her thirst with her puss puss juice
Fuckin, I swear to god shes gonna get unced in the fanny
unced in the fanny by lil gey June 8, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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