Funny Uncle 

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

Funny Uncle by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005

Funny Uncle 

Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.

Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde

"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"

"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."

Funny Uncle by BoiseGuy December 19, 2009

Uncle Funny-Fingers 

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.

My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

Uncle Funny-Fingers by MeatLoafJelly July 15, 2023

Funky Uncle Jeffrey 

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

Funky Uncle Jeffrey by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

unced in the fanny 

When you wack her in the fanny so hard it sends her back to where she came from

I swear to god she's gonna get unced in the fanny

unced in the fanny by lil gey June 7, 2018

unced in the fanny 

When she gets wacked in the puss so hard she quenches her thirst with her puss puss juice

Fuckin, I swear to god shes gonna get unced in the fanny

unced in the fanny by lil gey June 8, 2018