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no one thinks you're funny 

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does When Interrupted For Pacifism Because Names Around It Are Funny To I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares 

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

funny oney 

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.
oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.
funny oney by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023

funnyoneshypehouse 

The best hypehypehouse on tiktok
Your friend: Have you watched funnyoneshypehouse's newest viewer
You: Cal's content is the best
Your friend: Liar, it was jays video you moron
funnyoneshypehouse by Calthebest1 February 11, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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