Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

Funny Ham by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Hammond Funny

When you think something is funny but no one else does.

Dude: “I plead the fifth…piece of pizza 🤣 😆 🤣.”

Other dude: “Not funny”
Dude: “It’s hilarious 🤣 “
Other dude: “ok, it’s just Hammond Funny.. 🤨 “

Hammond Funny by Papazpizza2 April 3, 2026

Fanny Hammer 

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

Fanny Hammer by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

fanny hamsteak 

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

fanny hamsteak by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong.

Look at that woman's fanny hammock peeping out from under her pussy pelmet.

fanny hammock by lou369 June 1, 2006

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong

You can see that woman's fanny hammock poking out from under her pussy pelmet

fanny hammock by Lou369 May 30, 2006

Fanny Hamlett 

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

Fanny Hamlett by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023