Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong.

Look at that woman's fanny hammock peeping out from under her pussy pelmet.

by lou369 June 1, 2006

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong

You can see that woman's fanny hammock poking out from under her pussy pelmet

by Lou369 May 30, 2006

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham

you've got a right loose hammy fanny

by offoluke January 17, 2009