Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ScaryMonstars

Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

A cheugy person born in any generation after millennials. Exclusively listens to metal music.

Friend: God I hate Koen, he’s such a keggy!

Me: Yea he fucking sucks.

Keggy by ScaryMonstars February 8, 2023

The one true god. Mortals quiver before his freshly pedicured feet.

"I forgot to pray to Zevin last night. I hope he's feeling merciful..."