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funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family
hey ur mums face is funny bean
funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006

funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family
hey ur mums face is funny bean
funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006

Funny beans 

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke
Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

FunkyBean 

a two-faced bitch and a cuck
Wow Dave's a real FunkyBean don't you think?
FunkyBean by dumbgay22 January 3, 2018
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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