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Funny Bean 

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.
Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"
Funny Bean by PerfectPercyPoo November 16, 2010
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funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family
hey ur mums face is funny bean
funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006

funny bean 

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family
hey ur mums face is funny bean
funny bean by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006

Funny beans 

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke
Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

FunkyBean 

a two-faced bitch and a cuck
Wow Dave's a real FunkyBean don't you think?
FunkyBean by dumbgay22 January 3, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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