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A Funny Bag is a multi-purpose device made from a disposal bag and made to entertain.
A funny bag can serve as a ball, a hat, a mask, a plate, a puke bag and basically everything that is funny.

You can also say: "Haha, you're such a funny bag."

Funny Bag is not just a gadget, it's a way of life.
Funny Bag by Funster June 16, 2010
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fanny like a bag of old mussels 

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.
He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

Fanny like a carrier bag

A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex
Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag

fanny bagging 

Placing a bag (normally a handbag) behind your knees and in front of your crotch when sitting down to prevent people looking up your skirt and seeing your knickers
It was nice outside today but all the girls were fanny bagging
fanny bagging by Igle November 19, 2007
Funnybag is an entertaining and engaging multi-purpose appliance, made from a disposal bag.

This piece of entertainment is created during a boring flight. Because there was nothing around to play with, the disposal bag was used as a ball. After that, funnybag turned out to be good for just about anything.

What's in the bag?

There is nothing in the bag. Unless you put something in it. This is not recommended because it decreases the funny factor.
Funnybag can not only be used as a garbage bag or puke bag, but it's also a great partner to carry with you when you are traveling.

Warning: Do NOT use the funnybag while you are commuting. People WILL think you are mentally insane.

Besides that, funnybag can be used everywhere.

The word funnybag can also act as a compliment to someone that is...pretty funny.
For example: "Haha, you're such a funnybag."

But also in a serious manner such as: "Your honour, with all due respect, I did not touched his funnybag".

The big bag secret

The big secret about the funnybag is that it's absolutely not funny at all. Because of this, funnybag can also be very annoying. Moreover, funnybag is so unfunny, that it's actually pretty funny.

baggy fanny 

a vagina that hangs low , also considered a ham sandwich
mia, you have such a baggy fanny
baggy fanny by lollylucy1234555 February 28, 2017
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