Funkytowned

The act of getting brutally murdered by the South American drug cartel. This term is in reference to a viral video in which a person, most likely a male, is brutally tortured with a sickle and box cutter among other things while the song “Funkytown” plays in the background.

Be careful hermano, the last thing you want is to get funkytowned.

Funkytowned by MrBoniface September 15, 2021

funkytown gore

A horrifying gore video that surfaced around 2016-2017. It shows a man with his face flayed, hands cut off, and eyes gouged out being tortured by a Mexican cartel while having adrenaline injected into him so he feels the pain while Sweet Child O' Mine and later Funkytown are playing in the background. They even slice his throat with a box cutter at some point.

guy 1: did you see the funkytown gore video?

guy 2: yeah, do NOT look it up

funkytown gore by imgay82629103639201873 October 2, 2021

Downtown Funkytown 

The act of eating out a vagina.

I went Downtown Funkytown on Ashlee Alpeter last night it was amazing.

Downtown Funkytown by Tommy Bahama September 28, 2013

FunkyTown

Usually when people say this they refer to the funkytown gore video. People usually show this video to someone to see their reaction.
For example,

"Ey the bitch got funkytown'd." "Yeah he did he never gonna see with his eyes the same again."

FunkyTown by hwaterh June 18, 2021

Funkytown

Synonym for Cocaine. used Predominantly in the Mid-South & Memphis.

Richard Pryor & Rick James went to Funkytown often

Funkytown by Deez_Knutz February 25, 2010

funkytown

fort worth texas! a town thats better than dallas! fort worth is also known as panther city.

lets roll over to funkytown where the people are nicer and theres much less traffic than dallas.

funkytown by Chig817 December 3, 2005

Insert Funkytown Here 

Normally said during a fight or a seizure. It can also be used during an earthquake, tsunami, or violent scene in a horror movie when the killer is hacking and slashing. Its also used when somebody starts dancing when there's no music. It was made by a you-tuber named MasheyPotado. look him up

OH NO ITS AN EARTHQUAKE! HA! insert funkytown here.

Insert Funkytown Here by MasheyPotado March 15, 2020