Funktionary

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THE musical information destination for all things Funky.

I don't know that band. Let's look it up in the Funktionary.

Funktionary by Annie Mills September 1, 2006

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Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

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Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
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Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
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Fucktionary by The Zunk December 17, 2010

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funktional

describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well.

I think that Verner's Panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.

funktional by swyyne February 25, 2009

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Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..

"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

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Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.

"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"

Fucktionary by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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