Fake nike dunks (the swoosh and stitching is different then regular dunks) that faggot posers will say they bought for over 300 dollars when they really got them for 30 bucks at pay less.

Yesterday I saw that queer bag rocking his nike funks.

Yo sick nike funks kid!

Nike Funks by Nick Lombardi October 29, 2007

nike funks

A pair of Nike Dunks that are fake.

Eric Buckelew has a nice pair of Nike Funks, they were only 50$ in China Town.

nike funks by Ian Monster November 10, 2007

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P Funks and Razzle Dazzles

An African American term for having Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles in your pockets.

"Yo Dawg, I'm ready to party, I got some P Funks and Razzle Dazzles."

P Funks and Razzle Dazzles by Charmander the Man Whore September 5, 2013

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Chunky Funks

big ol' headphones

"Dems is some chunky funkz!"

Chunky Funks by Andrew Mitchell December 22, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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