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Funkology

Is the science or art of funk. The teachings of the funky and the fresh. Based on the teachings of the grand master of Funkology, Funk Master Flex.
I just got my PhD in Funkology, solid.
by Professor Funk June 22, 2006
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Fuckulogy

A combined Fuck You and eulogy. Generally saved for historically evil human beings.
After the SEALs killed Osama bin Laden the media gave him a right proper fuckulogy.
by Quinn Daniels June 10, 2011
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fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.
by Mike May 30, 2008
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Fuckology

Derived from "fuck all" meaning absolutely nothing, i.e. 'fuck-all-ogy'.

A pejorative combination used in or of academia, especially sociology studies. Exemplified by the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks, e.g. citing pretentious complex language to explain simple social phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were).

For example, a doctor of fuckology meaning "a doctorate in absolutely nothing of any value". The word later made its way into porn industry via the title by either a secondary meaning or misappropriation; 'Babyface and the Fuckologist'.

The word fuckology seems to have come about because of a sense of inadequacy in the arts and social sciences towards "real" sciences.
Notably used in the intro to The Sex Pistols 1977 version of Iggy Pop's No Fun.

"Here we go now, a sociology lecture, with a bit of psychology, a bit of neurology, a bit of fuck-all-ogy (fuckology), no fun ..."
by the other definitions are wrong February 22, 2008
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Finology

Finology:
The study of human value exchange.
The study of money and value exchange.
The study of the relationships between human beings and money.
The study of minds, brains, customs and behaviors with respect to money and the money forces.
The theory or system of Finology.
I study finology when I reflect on how the waitress is bringing me food and knows that after we are done that she will get paid by me for her service.
When I earn and spend my money I am exchanging value with someone else with Finology. I think about my finological relationship between the value I create and the value others give me as I spend it.
by WorthLiving June 18, 2018
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fucknology

Hey man, I bought my girl a vibrator, it's such a great piece of fucknology
by Tug Nutkins May 13, 2018
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Fuckology

The study and/or practice of fucking
I am taking Fuckology 101 this semester. Bitches.
by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009
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