Immediately after peeing in the
snow, one rams his unchub in the pee hole in the
snow. After the phallus is sufficiently frozen and
frost bitten, the actor pulls one off. Simplicity is key.
"Hey man, how'd your night go? It was so cold out!"
"Awful!"
"How come?"
"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible
blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me
right."
"Right on,
brother."
"Not really. The tip is still frozen."