Immediately after peeing in the snow, one rams his unchub in the pee hole in the snow. After the phallus is sufficiently
frozen and
frost bitten, the actor pulls one off. Simplicity is
key.
"Hey man, how'd your night go? It was so
cold out!"
"Awful!"
"How come?"
"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me right."
"Right on,
brother."
"Not really. The
tip is still frozen."