Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop
When one experiences a truly mutual and spirtual link with FUNK music. Have the hairs ever stood up on your skin while listening to great music? You just got Funkapated!
Johnny got Funkapated on friday at the concert. Johnny had a Funkapating experience when he watched that band.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.