A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness.
Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop
When one experiences a truly mutual and spirtual link with FUNK music. Have the hairs ever stood up on your skin while listening to great music? You just got Funkapated!
Johnny got Funkapated on friday at the concert. Johnny had a Funkapating experience when he watched that band.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)