Full Turk

The Full Turk (Turk for the appearance of a baked Turkey) is achieved when one is so high (usually on an opiate such as Percocet or Black Tar heroin) they can no longer remain upright. The PTF (pre full Turk), will slowly fall toward from a kneeling position until their head is comfortably placed on the floor with both arms horizontally backwards, palms facing up. Sometimes is accompanied with an attempt at conversation. Originated in Prunedale, California.

My Brother is Full Turk right now.

Full Turk by OneLegToFishOn March 1, 2023

Full Turkey 

A large, long, bushy, or otherwise very full growth of pubic hair; "au naturale"; 70s bush.

Did you see the new HD version of Aliens? Sigourney Weaver had a full turkey! It was sticking out of her underwear.

Full Turkey by benedick arnold May 12, 2011

Full Turkey 

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.

That high five was full turkey!

Full Turkey by fullturkey April 2, 2009

Full Turkish blood 

War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.

Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah

Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"

Full Turkish blood by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025

turkey baster full of protien shake 

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

turkey baster full of protien shake by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003