Full Marino

When you visit a public restroom and your your shits are so uncomfortably hot that you remove all of your clothes for relief, and the people walking by the stall can you clothes on the floor by your feet. You also get a little public restroom floor juice on your clothes, but you don't care - it was worth it.

A partial or half Marino would be a leaving some article of clothing on, but still being mostly naked.

In the 1980's, renowned NFL quarterback Dan Marino developed the "Full Marino" coping technique as a means to treat, mitigate, and relieve the intense heat discomfort associated with bowel movements while in South Florida.

Full Marino by therealwetgumbo November 16, 2020

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the full macino

A giant penis, or a situation that is too big for anyone to handle.

She couldn't handle the full macino.

The whole ruckus was a full macino.

the full macino by bby0586 January 15, 2014

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Full Marina

A full marina occurs when two circumcised gentlemen place their penises side-by-side, and a third uncircumcised fellow wraps is foreskin around the heads of the other bros dicks - effectively creating a double dock.

Ron: "Hey Charlie! Do you wanna dock?"
Charlie: "Ron! Can't you see Chuck and Chester have already made it a full marina?"

Full Marina by Mitchandal February 11, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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