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Full Marino

When you visit a public restroom and your your shits are so uncomfortably hot that you remove all of your clothes for relief, and the people walking by the stall can you clothes on the floor by your feet. You also get a little public restroom floor juice on your clothes, but you don't care - it was worth it.

A partial or half Marino would be a leaving some article of clothing on, but still being mostly naked.
In the 1980's, renowned NFL quarterback Dan Marino developed the "Full Marino" coping technique as a means to treat, mitigate, and relieve the intense heat discomfort associated with bowel movements while in South Florida.
by therealwetgumbo November 16, 2020
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the full macino

A giant penis, or a situation that is too big for anyone to handle.
She couldn't handle the full macino.

The whole ruckus was a full macino.
by bby0586 January 15, 2014
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Full Marina

A full marina occurs when two circumcised gentlemen place their penises side-by-side, and a third uncircumcised fellow wraps is foreskin around the heads of the other bros dicks - effectively creating a double dock.
Ron: "Hey Charlie! Do you wanna dock?"
Charlie: "Ron! Can't you see Chuck and Chester have already made it a full marina?"
by Mitchandal February 11, 2015
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