therealwetgumbo's definitions

Wet Gumbo

Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.

After I racked all those Cisco routers, I gave that security woman the wet gumbo.

by therealwetgumbo August 31, 2016

Full Marino

When you visit a public restroom and your your shits are so uncomfortably hot that you remove all of your clothes for relief, and the people walking by the stall can you clothes on the floor by your feet. You also get a little public restroom floor juice on your clothes, but you don't care - it was worth it.

A partial or half Marino would be a leaving some article of clothing on, but still being mostly naked.

In the 1980's, renowned NFL quarterback Dan Marino developed the "Full Marino" coping technique as a means to treat, mitigate, and relieve the intense heat discomfort associated with bowel movements while in South Florida.

by therealwetgumbo November 16, 2020