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Full As by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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full as a fat ladys sock. 

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.
"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."

Full as a goog 

What a flaming good roast. I'm as full as a goog!
Full as a goog by Ash in Brisbane November 14, 2013

Full as a Bishop's ballbag 

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

Full as a tick 

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.
I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.
Full as a tick by Kashtro December 16, 2005

Full as an egg 

To be full to the brim, bloated. Usually said after gorging on too much food.
After all that food, I'm as full as an egg!
Full as an egg by DairySayings January 2, 2012
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