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Fuelfuck 

In order for one to properly fuelfuck, he/she will need:
A tractor
A jug of oil
A strap-on (if a female is included)
1. Verb - Fuelfuck - One participant will ride the other on the seat of a tractor while slowly pouring the oil onto their heads during sex
(with strap-on) - Same shit only the female is sitting on the seat
Fuelfuck by The Darkone November 13, 2016
Words you can keep

Arco Fuel Fuck 

A special sex maneuver that shouldn't occur....while sober.

1. Get a half flaccid, half hard penis
2. Stick the "halfie" inside of a woman
3. Urinate
4. Repeat
alex: Last night Dave was thizzled up and horny so he found this Fat bitch named Kathy and went upstairs. Since he was rather intoxicated it was hard for him to get a boner and he had to pee. So he just arco fuel fucked her.
tim: Saw that coming...
Arco Fuel Fuck by vaginaboobs December 16, 2009

Feelfuck 

Someone who manages to fuck things, ideas and other people up because he or she is always about their own feelings, instead of doing the right thing. Often, they think that they can ask other people what to do, but in actuality half of the time, they're asking other feelfucks to do the same thing.

Feelfucks can be outrightly aggressive, incompetently aggressive, or passive aggressive. Their aggression can be direct or indirect. But you can be damned sure they're gonna create some problems.
Example 1:

John: "Dude, I got so pissed off, and spent the night yelling at my coworker over the phone. He ended up coming in late the next day, and now he's on the manager's shitlist"

Louis: "John, you feelfuck of a twat, why would such a thing even cross your mind?"

Example 2:

Mary is a nervous person, so much in fact that she infringes the right for her children to be fit by not only allowing them to stay up at night because they ask for it, but because she also wakes up the children with her constant bitching about unfinished chores, and other childish shit. Mary is an example of an indirectly passive-aggressive feelfuck.
Feelfuck by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019

fuelducksegg 

very cool awesome amazing person
also loves chuuya
and is gay in denial
have you seen how gay fuelducksegg is?
yes! they love chuuya so much
fuelducksegg by chuuya stan May 1, 2022
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