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Feelfuck 

Someone who manages to fuck things, ideas and other people up because he or she is always about their own feelings, instead of doing the right thing. Often, they think that they can ask other people what to do, but in actuality half of the time, they're asking other feelfucks to do the same thing.

Feelfucks can be outrightly aggressive, incompetently aggressive, or passive aggressive. Their aggression can be direct or indirect. But you can be damned sure they're gonna create some problems.
Example 1:

John: "Dude, I got so pissed off, and spent the night yelling at my coworker over the phone. He ended up coming in late the next day, and now he's on the manager's shitlist"

Louis: "John, you feelfuck of a twat, why would such a thing even cross your mind?"

Example 2:

Mary is a nervous person, so much in fact that she infringes the right for her children to be fit by not only allowing them to stay up at night because they ask for it, but because she also wakes up the children with her constant bitching about unfinished chores, and other childish shit. Mary is an example of an indirectly passive-aggressive feelfuck.
Feelfuck by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Feetfucking 

Feetfucking is the female grasping the male partner's penis tightly with her feet. The male then thrusts his penis back and forth. Both participants can get pleasure when feetfucking. When that activity is complete she can then indulge in some light trampling on his face with her semen sodden soles.
Hi man ... look at the size of her feet. I'd love to do some feetfucking with her.
Feetfucking by It's yer man again December 10, 2007

Fuelfuck 

In order for one to properly fuelfuck, he/she will need:
A tractor
A jug of oil
A strap-on (if a female is included)
1. Verb - Fuelfuck - One participant will ride the other on the seat of a tractor while slowly pouring the oil onto their heads during sex
(with strap-on) - Same shit only the female is sitting on the seat
Fuelfuck by The Darkone November 13, 2016
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