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Furmungous 

A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.
Larry was forced to dine on Katie's furmungous beaver after the Atlanta Braves lost.
Furmungous by Phartman October 12, 2013
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Fugongous 

A girl who is just so gross and fat, you lose touch with the English language. First word you can say is fugongous...that bitch is fucking humongous...
Person 1: hi nice to me, I'm Duff McGoo, Kelly's designated ugly fat friend...
You (to your boys): dude that bitch is fugongous.. fucking humongous
Fugongous by Kyle McKyler May 1, 2010

Fudfungus 

A case of vaginal thrush preventing enjoyable coitus engagements
Also used as an insult similar to cock block or party pooper
"Don't be a fudfungus, man. Nobody likes a downer"
Fudfungus by Spytfyre April 26, 2025