A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.
A girl who is just so gross and fat, you lose touch with the English language. First word you can say is fugongous...that bitch is fucking humongous...
Person 1: hi nice to me, I'm Duff McGoo, Kelly's designated ugly fat friend...
You (to your boys): dude that bitch is fugongous.. fucking humongous