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A town in south texas in which the inhabitants lack or posses an extra pair of chromosomes.It can be expected that upon obtaining a drug test, that the person tested will indeed be positive for numerous illegal substances.It is also understood that a falfungite female will surely have atleast 3 snotty nosed kids(all from different sperm donors) on medicaid before the age of 14.It is also a given that any Falfungite will have a minimum of 2 sexually transmitted diseases.
Nurse:Doctor!!! Should we get a drug/STD test on this patient?
Doctor: No its not necessary he/she is from Falfungus so we can automatically expect a positive drug or STD screen.Just get out the strongest antibiotics known to man and give him/her alot of it.
Falfungus by dman 1311 February 15, 2008
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fumungus 

larger than humungus or humongous. Something like humongous only so large that something would be Fumungous!

pronounced Fume-ung-us
If you color on the walls you're going to be in fumungus trouble!
fumungus by Mirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrranda! October 13, 2008
The funungy ate the funungus
Funungus by antlogiq November 7, 2021

fuckungus 

Sussy Fuckungus.
Why would you say that? Youre such a Fuckungus.
fuckungus by UltimateFrogger March 1, 2024

Fudgungous 

The state of being chronically stanky and gross down there
Because maci smelled fudgungous the bus was stinky.
Fudgungous by Zomeonecool February 20, 2025
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pajama casual 

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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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