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A town in south texas in which the inhabitants lack or posses an extra pair of chromosomes.It can be expected that upon obtaining a drug test, that the person tested will indeed be positive for numerous illegal substances.It is also understood that a falfungite female will surely have atleast 3 snotty nosed kids(all from different sperm donors) on medicaid before the age of 14.It is also a given that any Falfungite will have a minimum of 2 sexually transmitted diseases.
Nurse:Doctor!!! Should we get a drug/STD test on this patient?
Doctor: No its not necessary he/she is from Falfungus so we can automatically expect a positive drug or STD screen.Just get out the strongest antibiotics known to man and give him/her alot of it.
Falfungus by dman 1311 February 15, 2008
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