Fudfungus

A case of vaginal thrush preventing enjoyable coitus engagements
Also used as an insult similar to cock block or party pooper
"Don't be a fudfungus, man. Nobody likes a downer"
by Spytfyre April 26, 2025
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sniff my hoop

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.
"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"
by Spytfyre November 18, 2018
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moist flange seepage

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.
"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"
by Spytfyre November 20, 2018
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