Definitions by Spytfyre

Fudfungus 

A case of vaginal thrush preventing enjoyable coitus engagements
Also used as an insult similar to cock block or party pooper

"Don't be a fudfungus, man. Nobody likes a downer"

Fudfungus by Spytfyre April 26, 2025

moist flange seepage 

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.

"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"

moist flange seepage by Spytfyre November 20, 2018

sniff my hoop 

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.

"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"

sniff my hoop by Spytfyre November 18, 2018