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Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends
Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!
Fudge Cookie by EastsideMike November 2, 2009
Words you can keep

Fudge Stripe Cookie 

Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.
Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?

mother fudge cookies 

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.
MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

el fudge cookies 

sticking a cookie up someones ass
he likes el fudge cookies
el fudge cookies by Anonymous March 12, 2003

el fudge cookies 

sticking a huge cookie up someones ass crack
she loves el fudge cookies
el fudge cookies by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Fudge stripped cookies 

It’s like a cookie but with fudge stripes! -Luke Thomas Sprinkle
“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”

Coogie Cream Fudge 

The byproduct of anal sex where the cum and shit mix into a frothy mixture that sticks to the top of ones dick.
“After bob finished plowing Doyer in the ass, he noticed he had that nasty Coogie Cream Fudge on his dick, which he promptly made Doyer lick off”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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