fuck - tro - chush. The description of when two fat nasty hairy people engage in sexual relations with one another. Imagine sex before the invention of bathing and shaving.
Originating from the word 'ficticious' meaning something is not real or never really happened.
Fuckticious-one who has never been laid before but thrives off of telling people of his/her sex stories
Dude your stories are so fuckticious its clear you've never gotten poon.
1. A repair that is very ugly and or is likely to fail a week or two after the repair is made.
2. To modify something in a way to defy authority or the law. Such as "fixing" a cable box to get free premium channels, jail braking an iPhone or a sawing-off a shotgun.
When my computer power supply quit, I need to order a new one on-line. Until it came in, I was able to fucktciously-rid my computer with another power supply that was too large to fit inside the computer case.
He was so audacious the way if fucking rigged that shit up with duck tape. It was truly fucktciously-rigged
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.