fuckspectations

the expectations of someone's ability to satisfy you sexually.

My fuckspectations for Angela were quite high considering how hot she was, counter-intuitively I discovered that she was an awful lay.

by tribal425 August 22, 2012

suckspectations

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.

Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.

by Gimpy April 20, 2005