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fuckpeen 

The act of the female initiating intimate behaviors.
Bro 1: Yo bruh did you stick it in last night?
Bro 2: Naw man. It was weird. She fuckpeened me before I could even take my pants off.
fuckpeen by DichaelDouche September 29, 2013

Fuckopedia 

Someone who is simply a complete imbecile. This word can be used in certain situations such as driving, internet conversations, politics, or any other activity in which requires it.
Skip Bayless: Aaron Rodgers is being a prima-donna and a diva by trying to force his way out of Green Bay.

Me: This fuckopedia right here...
Fuckopedia by SHUFFL3G0D May 7, 2021

fuckweed 

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.
I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.
fuckweed by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005

Fuckspeak 

American English dialect in which the word fuck is employed frequently, forcefully and creatively. Practitioners of this style pride themselves on being able to use variations of "fuck" as a noun (either proper and common), a verb, an adjective, or an adverb. The gold standard of Fuckspeak is to be able to use variations of the word as the subject, predicate and object in the same sentence.

The origins of Fuckspeak are uncertain. Anthropologists contend that the frequency with which Fuckspeak is used in conjunction with a Northern New Jersey accent indicates that Fuckspeak originated in or around the Newark, NJ metropolitan area with a native tribe called the Fuckowies. Linguists contend that the frequent use of Fuckspeak as an instrument of verbal aggression strongly suggests that it originated in the Bronx among New York Yankees Fans, as a way of denigrating other baseball teams, particularly the Mets, Dodgers, and especially the Red Sox.

Fuckspeak is often heard in movies and television shows set in the Northern New Jersey and Greater New York City metropolitan areas. Screen writers and directors employ Fuckspeak to give their productions a air of realism and local color. Productions notable for their use of Fuckspeak include almost every movie made by Martin Scorcese, the HBO series The Sopranos, and almost any movie starring Joe Pesci or Danny DeVito.
This is Fuckspeak isfucking crazy! Who the fuck planned this goat fuck? Fucking A!!Hey, Fuckhead! Are you fucking listening to me, or are you fucking deaf? What the fuck?? Go fuck yourself, you little fuck! Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
Fuckspeak by Peter Angelos July 7, 2010

fuckipedia 

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.
So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!
fuckipedia by Jakob L April 19, 2007

fuckspert 

an expert in the art of fucking
WoW that was the best shag i've ever had you must be some sort of Fuckspert
fuckspert by MTC an VWP July 27, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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