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neck fucking 

When a guy has a girl get on her knees and sticks his erect penis against her neck, underneath her chin. He then grabs the back of her head forcing her to look downward holding his penis between her neck and chin, and proceedes to thrust back and forth.
guy: I gave her a good neck fucking last night.
guy 2: Really? How was it?
guy: Surpringly, it felt really good!
neck fucking by Nocton55 January 28, 2009

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Neck Fucking 

A sexual act that involving stoma penetration with a penis. Also involving the sexual fetish of scarves, turtlenecks, and beards.
A "neck job" is a lot like a blow job, but a lot more like fucking a neck.

Neck fucking is a lot like a Halls commercial.
Neck Fucking by Nvledgend April 19, 2011

fuckin up my neck 

You say this when you get annoyed on the phone and are about to hang up. Since you’re leaning your head to be on the phone, the person on the other end is fuckin up your neck and wasting your time.
Aye man you fuckin up my neck, bye

*hangs up phone*
fuckin up my neck by geenass August 16, 2021
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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