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Whenever facebook changes your settings without your knowledge, adds a new feature that changes the way you use your page, or otherwise does something to piss you off, you exclaim "fucking facebook"

I just noticed my privacy settings were changed...FUCKING FACEBOOK!

fucking facebook by FunGal_in_SoCal December 23, 2010

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OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...

(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011

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Facebook fucking

To have Facebook chat sex.

Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.

Facebook fucking by pgkbb July 5, 2008

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Facebook Fucking

Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.

Dude, John and Raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook fucking

Facebook Fucking by jshk5 May 1, 2010

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Facebook Fucking

A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.

-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.

Facebook Fucking by eljugarsupremeo June 23, 2010

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Facebook fucking

v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat

1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?

1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.

Facebook fucking by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012

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facebook fucking

a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.

FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.

FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.

FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.

FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?

FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.

FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado

facebook fucking by TacoBurglar January 11, 2010

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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