Fucking dead

You probably wanted urban dictionary to ask if you wanted: a fucking dead mug
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead

Is that guy fucking dead?

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

im fucking dead

It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.

Jack : *posts a meme*
Micheal : im fucking dead 💀

by IAtePeople June 30, 2023

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.

Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 11penny June 28, 2021

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

by JamesBeam November 19, 2010