Izaak_and_gerrit_time's definitions

My little shit

When you want a little shit instead of a pony

Jeff: My little shit is cuter than your shit
Harry: i got a little pot full of shit
Jeff: thats just baby porn

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Mug for your

You just wanted UD to ask if you want a mug for your mug for your whatever

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Get a mug for your mug for your cat ella

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Urban dictionary

Its the site your using right now you fucking idiot, also people who dont submit your word are assholes and will probably steal your definition

Urban dictionary rhymes with something tickling my dick

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 28, 2020

Reddit

Reddit is a site where 5 to 12 year olds and adults think its illegal to have your own opinion, and while you have a good argument, some asshole is like: fUcKa YoU bItChY aSsHoLe. Also some asshole decided to not publish my definition and stole it for no fucking reason

Reddit sucks

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Beathing

Beathing is like breathing but its not, since it misses an “r” and you have to do it manually now, its something different

No breathing, only beathing is allowed

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 6, 2020

Woes

1) Friends

2) Stress

"gonna leave my Woes behind"
leaves his Stress behind

"gonna go to my Woes"
goes to his Friends

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time July 1, 2020

Fucking dead

You probably wanted urban dictionary to ask if you wanted: a fucking dead mug
If not, then someone is going to keel over and die. Making them fucking dead

Is that guy fucking dead?

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020