Definitions by esckey123

fucking dead 

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

fucking dead by esckey123 March 15, 2023

f25 key 

a key found on old computers, usually red that is used when curiosity is just too strong. Hitting it will result in the reality shattering into the most horrifying state possible, with entire worlds morphed into infinitely fast particles of glitch.

Hitting this will almost certainly result in the entire universes end.

f25 key? Are you ready for this!? Promise not to tell, im going to hit the f25 key, GET READY!
*reality deforms into flashing colors, ear bleeding computer noises, 144p tunnels of pure madness and chaos*

f25 key by esckey123 March 15, 2023

Rush E 

Noun, Song made by Sheet Music Boss

"If any human being actually performed this song as written here, it would probably end the world, or bring about the heat death of the universe. It would signal Armageddon"

Person: *Whips out sheet music of Rush E and puts it on the piano*
Piano: *Nervous Sweating*

Rush E by esckey123 February 4, 2023

onosecond 

Noun,
The second where you realize you've made a horrible mistake that will lead to disaster, and there is nothing you can do about it.

*At the Dinner table*
Dad: So... *pulls out your phone with search history open*
You: *remembers you didn't delete it*

onosecond

onosecond by esckey123 February 3, 2023

xnopyt 

To pixilate and disappear at the thought of something.

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xnopyt by esckey123 February 3, 2023