FUCKME 

A curse, usually said when agitated or frustrated, similar to 'Damn.'

*After stepping on a painful, upward facing plug*

'FUCKME'

FUCKME by HelenSaysHello August 21, 2009

fuckme 

1. the original name for a turkey in one native american dialect, which had to be changed after european settlement

1. "hey lets go hunt some fuckme."

fuckme by philip nader April 22, 2008

FUCKME 

To have sex with yourself

DONT FUCKING SEARCH THIS UP!!!

YOU SHOULD FUCK YOURSELF (FUCKME)

FUCKME by STUPID!!! September 21, 2020

Destination fucked 

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.

This is the longest journey to destination fucked.

Destination fucked by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

that's actually fucked up 

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

that's actually fucked up by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016