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fuckmedamn 

A compound word of "Fuck me" and "Damn" used as an exclamation of pure frustration and confusion when there is really nothing that can be said to accurately depict the emotions. Used in texts as FMD.
Emmie: "I lost the car keys and your blackberry.'

Sandy: "Fuckmedamn!"
fuckmedamn by BelleMorte March 17, 2011
Words you can keep

Fuckdamnit 

An expression of extreme frustration. Usually accompanied by table flipping, or wildly humping the couch.
"FUCKDAMNIT! The fucking porn video refuses to play. Fuck this shit, bitches."
Fuckdamnit by Fedora Jack April 13, 2016

Fuckdamnshitballs 

A word that expresses the ultimate feelings of hate or anger.
Dude #1: Oh sorry, I accidentally wrecked ur mustang...

Dude #2: Oh fuckdamnshitballs! You dick!

Fuckmedad 

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.
oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.
Fuckmedad by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018

fuckdamn 

1) An expression saiad when one accidentally inflicts pain on ones self
2) A combination of the words fuck and damn to make a mega cuss word
FUCKDAMN! Istubbed my toe!
fuckdamn by melischinesefood August 18, 2009

Fuckdamnit 

Fuckdamnit Matt, you are the stupidest person in the world..
Fuckdamnit by GeorgeOscarBluth February 13, 2006

Fuckdamnshithell 

What you say to some one when they proclaim that they are surprised that you swear.
Sophie: Oh no! I forgot I have a math test today! FUCK!
Sue: Oh my goodness, Sophie! You swear?!
Sophie: Fuckdamnshithell!!
Sue: *gasp*
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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