Fuck-upitude 

The amount in which you fuck up in life. Edison said "I know 1,000 ways NOT to make a lightbulb"

Man my Fuck-upitude is almost on Edison levels at this point.

Fuck-upitude by RateingAwesome September 9, 2022

fuckuptitude 

A talent for fucking up. A portmanteau of 'fuckup' and 'aptitude' (duh!).

Don't let Joe near heavy equipment - he passed his fuckuptitude test with flying colors.

fuckuptitude by arcadiy August 22, 2016

Fuckupitude 

Noun - the state of being fucked up due to the attitude(s) if those involved or responsible

The United States government exists in a state of perpetual fuckupitude due to the belief held by all elected officials of any party that they should have more and more power over the electorate.

Fuckupitude by Danp513 December 31, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004