fuck my dick 

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

fuck my dick by trev-dog part 2 April 4, 2009

fuck my dick 

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

fuck my dick by dick is yum March 13, 2019

Fuck my dick 

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die

Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard

Fuck my dick by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

Fuck my dick off by holveck June 1, 2018

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake 

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017