fuck a dog
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005
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fuck a dog
Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....
i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003
fuck a dog by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005
Fuck a dog in a river
To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.
Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....
Fuck a dog in a river by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012
Fuck a dog day
Fuck a dog day by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
a dog that just wont shut the fuck up
(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
a dog that just wont shut the fuck up by MateoDoge April 25, 2020
give a flying dog fuck
It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"
give a flying dog fuck by carecare7 May 4, 2014
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