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fuck yourself 

What is being proposed is not going to be a possiblity.
Joe: I think I should get to sleep with your girlfriend!
Jim: Go fuck yourself!
fuck yourself by Steve V December 2, 2007
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fuck yourself 

What to say when someone’s really getting on ur nerves eric john
Blake :Yo eric mate you look sexy
Eric: do I?
Blake: no fuck yourself
fuck yourself by sexgod1789 July 16, 2019

Fuck yourself 

The art of someone telling you to kill your self

Fuck yourself 

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.
Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

Fuck yourself whore 

Fuck yourself whore. I'm the only one who matters here.
Fuck yourself whore by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
Fuck yourself in the face by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Go fuck yourself 

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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