Fuck Toad 

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.

Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all

Fuck Toad by SuperHanz March 3, 2008

fuck toad 

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

fuck toad by erin f. June 28, 2006

Fuck Toad 

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

Fuck Toad by David Plays July 2, 2018

Toad Fuck 

To fuck ugly people

Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.

Toad Fuck by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

fuck a toad 

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

fuck a toad by Buddy SC March 2, 2014