Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

Fucktimer

Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic

"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"

by Red in thehead,fireinthehole February 17, 2010