Fuck Timer
Fuck Timer by runrrtrr June 9, 2021
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FuckTime
FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...
For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!
Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!
So nice!
For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!
Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!
So nice!
FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016
Fucktimer
Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic
"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"
Fucktimer by Red in thehead,fireinthehole February 17, 2010
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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