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snooze fuck 

You've got 9 minutes, then I gotta go to work. Let's get in a quick snooze fuck
When you wake up late for work and need a quick fuck. Terry was late for work today must not of had a snooze fuck.
snooze fuck by scaryhiccups March 28, 2015
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snooker fuck 

v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.
Emily has such a gorgeous body, man, I want to snooker fuck that bitch all day long.
snooker fuck by Zeptys October 31, 2008

Snooker-fuck 

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue
Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot

focksnooze 

The sudden onset of sleep that occurs when a pundit on Fox channel opens their mouth.
Sean Hannity started speaking his drivel and I fell into a focksnooze.
focksnooze by tifosa January 13, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026