fuck shui 

A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.

For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui

fuck shui by The Arch Porphet of Fuck shui April 19, 2009

fuck shui 

The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.

... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.

fuck shui by sceeter December 21, 2010

Fuck Shui 

Used to describe extensive efforts by a home owner to make their abode stylish and comfortable in which the end result is garish and unappealing.

"This person spent a lot of money painting their walls neon and picking out ugly furniture."
"Yeah, they really fuck shui'd it"

Fuck Shui by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

Fuck Shui 

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.

I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.

Fuck Shui by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

Fuck Shui 

The exact opposite of Feng Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui

Fuck Shui by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019

Fuck-Shui 

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.

Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.

Fuck-Shui by WiseGranny December 1, 2011

Fuck-shui 

Expressing anger, irritation, or being upset.

I don't understand this math assignment! Fuck-shui!

Fuck-shui by Kelli Adams July 26, 2008