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Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Second Hand Fuck 

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

Fucksecond 

An urgent second. Immediately imperative moment
"We need to watch Hannibal Rising right this fucksecond"

(Not to be confused with fuckhour, which is much dirtier, and -potentially- more fun.)
Fucksecond by Veritas419 May 10, 2014

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026