Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014

Fuck Mustard

Male ejaculate

I put fuck mustard on my sandwich.

by Hexicated September 6, 2013

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

by Taintsmellslikepaint June 18, 2021

Fuckmustard

(Adj) A baligerant word uttered in place of any lack of other descriptive words.

(Noun) Jaundiced cum...

There is not enough fuckmustard in the gawd damed world , to make me want to do that!

by Jackstinger151 September 5, 2020

Fuckmustard

Mustard flavored lube, usually sold in packet form. Popular in the Italian American community as it works on both kinds of salami. Pairs well with booty relish

Brain child of Armondo Torres and Paige Wesley

"Babe were out of astroglide"
"All good, I picked up some Fuckmustard at the deli with lunch"

by ZiggyGQ February 14, 2024