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Fuck Fit 

The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.
1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"
Fuck Fit by Silent Guiche February 4, 2021
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fuck fit 

A type of emotional tantrum short for:
A "no- good- fucking- reason- im- being- a- little- bitch" fit.
Girlfriend: So I dont think Ill be able to make it to see you today, I have a midterm tomorrow and I really need to get a good grade.
Boyfriend: Oh..Alright... nice to see you don't care about me. I think we just may have to end this now if you're gonna be like that..you always put school before me...
Girlfriend:...wtf? Dont have a fuck fit about it...im seeing you tomorrow... o.O
fuck fit by Uneek66 February 22, 2008

Fit as Fuck 

Look at Lesley Hilton, she's fit as fuck.

fit the fuck

used largely in the north-east of Scotland, literally meaning "what the fuck?"
"Fit the fuck you lookin' at yi bam"
(What the fuck are you looking at you social inadequate?)
fit the fuck by Spliffman_Z June 28, 2007

Fit as fuck slut 

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
Fit as fuck slut by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020

fit as fuck 

When a person has been exercising a lot and they are in an amazingly good shape.
Did you see that person walk by? Yeah, they was fit as fuck.
fit as fuck by urbanLegendizer April 26, 2016

Fit to fuck 

Quite self explanitory really! Someone whos good to fuck. For example, Jude Law, Heath Ledger, Ben affleck - anyone you thinks fit to fuck!
JUDE LAW IS FIT TO FUCK MAN!
Fit to fuck by Mais July 28, 2005
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