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Fuck FIS 

FIS is the short term for "Fédération Internationale de Ski" and they try to control the whole ski sport. They are not contributing anything to the sport, they are just making it less safe and less flexible.
Freeskiers and snowboarders want them to stay away from their sport!!! They allready fucked up several events!
This happend at a recent event.
FIS: "“YOU GUYS DON’T DO ANYTHING” (to freskiers on the event)
Every human beeing with a brain: "FUCK FIS"
Fuck FIS by ConCarne March 30, 2017
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Dick Fuck Fisting 

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl
Dick Fuck Fisting by Noodle fish September 6, 2016

jump in the water and fuck the fish 

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act
If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

fuck the fish 

1) Definition: To party and drink so hard, by the end of the night you'll fuck anything including a tank full of fish. 2) Origin: Mr. M. at the end of a Nov 2013 night of partying in Pattaya, Thailand, was caught on camera fucking a fish tank, and upon seeing the posted photos the next day with no recollection of the night before, posted "fuck the fish."
He's so retardedly drunk, he'll fuck the fish out of that fattie over there.
fuck the fish by PA: AmexSpg November 12, 2013

Fuck My Fist To Your Face 

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

Fuck then Fish 

Fuck Then Fish (F.T.F.); a social club of like minded individuals that strive to drink as much as possible when together, work as little as possible when there are emails to be sent, and go fishing as an excuse to accomplish the previous goals listed.
We totally have to Fuck then Fish this weekend! Maybe a little poker too!

fuck em and feed em fish 

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.
Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"