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fuck chuck 

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
fuck chuck by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
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fuck chuck 

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.
<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"
fuck chuck by ATLMK July 13, 2006

Fuck Chuck Wog 

Retarded goldfish who thinks its black.
Fuck Chuck Wog by User2010 June 20, 2018

What da fuck chuck? 

Questioning with great expression somthing somone has said.
Dude#1: dude, my ex-girlfriend got a sex change...

Dude#2: What da fuck chuck?!?!?!?

What the fuck chuck

An expression of excitement and question together, its origin is modern redneck and became popular in the late 2019s by an intelligently spoken well know local yocal named Amber Phelps
What the fuck chuck...where did u go yo!?
What the fuck chuck by Dumbduck December 31, 2019

butt-fuck chuck 

butt-fuck chuck; a person acting as a fag homo or otherwise,leading you to believe that they enjoy recieving anal sex from other males
andrew: dude i want that in pink that would b fabulous!
mike: hey listen to butt-fuck chuck over here, "i want it in pink"...fag
butt-fuck chuck by funnyman09 December 6, 2006

fuck and chuck 

COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.

NOUN - any woman so treated.

Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"

She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.
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