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Fuck California 

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.
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Fuck California by Oyrsoawesm January 1, 2012
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Fuck California 

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
Fuck California by Jon March 14, 2005

Fuck California 

The response to those that make statements in which the state of California is idealized as the greatest, and only good state.
Person 1: "Can't wait to go to Cali next week!!!!"
or
Person 2: "Cali is soooo chill, can't wait to go there!!!"

Me: Fuck California, you live in Northern Virginia, bitch
Fuck California by RMT July 29, 2005

Fuck California 

What people say when they realize how much they wished they live in California.

Used by non-californians when jealousy turns to anger
Californian: Man we had 75 degree weather in November, sunny skies. Perfect Weather. Couldn't get better than this
Shivering non-californian: Man, fuck california
Fuck California by Californian December 28, 2005

california cum fuck 

The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.
Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
california cum fuck by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009

California face fuck 

When the girl pukes in her mouth then you face fuck her
Ooo baby wana try a California face fuck
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