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Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.

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Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

Fuck California by Jon March 14, 2005

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Fuck California

The response to those that make statements in which the state of California is idealized as the greatest, and only good state.

Person 1: "Can't wait to go to Cali next week!!!!"
or
Person 2: "Cali is soooo chill, can't wait to go there!!!"

Me: Fuck California, you live in Northern Virginia, bitch

Fuck California by RMT July 29, 2005

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Fuck California

What people say when they realize how much they wished they live in California.

Used by non-californians when jealousy turns to anger

Californian: Man we had 75 degree weather in November, sunny skies. Perfect Weather. Couldn't get better than this
Shivering non-californian: Man, fuck california

Fuck California by Californian December 28, 2005

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california cum fuck

The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.

Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)

california cum fuck by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009

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California face fuck

When the girl pukes in her mouth then you face fuck her

Ooo baby wana try a California face fuck

California face fuck by Sfv dick bag October 29, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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