Fuchotomy

A fuchotomy is when the cognitive dissonance in one's life is far more than a dichotomy.

Exasperated she said, "It's not that I am just angry or relieved; I am gob smacked, disillusioned, frustrated, sad, hopeless and tired. My mind is experiencing a fuchotomy!"

by Jamie Crickett October 18, 2023

Fuconomy

Short for "fucked up economy".

My retirement account is gone. I can't get a car loan. My company just laid off a bunch of people. This fuconomy is killing me.

by Dot2003 December 21, 2008

what-the-fuctomy

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.

Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy

by freon January 26, 2004

fuchotamy

When the cognitive distance in ones life, creates far more than a dichotomy!

My life is tangled up in knots, I'm going through a fuchotamy

by Rockethan January 17, 2024

Fuckbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy from fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckbotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

Fubotomy

A lobotomy from fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fubotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020