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Furcilyoniscopipleisaphobia
Furcilyoniscopipleisaphobia by 3498-t y8bf8yreh8u June 17, 2021
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Fucciboi
Fucciboi by MhilPickelson June 1, 2016
Fuckioning
Fuckioning (fuhk-SHUN-ing) — verb (informal, slang)
1. The act of continuing to function despite being mentally, emotionally, or physically overwhelmed.
2. Performing the bare minimum required to get through the day while running almost entirely on caffeine, spite, or sheer determination.
“Don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’m not thriving—I’m just fuckioning.”
3. Existing in a state where everything is falling apart internally, yet appearing productive on the outside.
“She’s somehow fuckioning through finals, work, and planning a wedding.”
Related forms:
* Fuckion (noun): The miraculous ability to keep going when you have every reason not to.
* Fuckional (adjective): Barely operational, but still technically working.
“My car is fuckional at best.”
1. The act of continuing to function despite being mentally, emotionally, or physically overwhelmed.
2. Performing the bare minimum required to get through the day while running almost entirely on caffeine, spite, or sheer determination.
“Don’t ask me how I’m doing. I’m not thriving—I’m just fuckioning.”
3. Existing in a state where everything is falling apart internally, yet appearing productive on the outside.
“She’s somehow fuckioning through finals, work, and planning a wedding.”
Related forms:
* Fuckion (noun): The miraculous ability to keep going when you have every reason not to.
* Fuckional (adjective): Barely operational, but still technically working.
“My car is fuckional at best.”
“I’ve slept four hours all week, my coffee’s cold, and my printer is on fire—but I’m still fuckioning.”
Fuckioning by Piccola July 28, 2026
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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