Fu pas 

The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.

"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"

Fu pas by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022

FU-pas 

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas

Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!

FU-pas by fabulogue April 13, 2023

Fupasaurus 

Fupa-Saurus is a name commonly derived from a species of previously thought to be extinct creatures. Contrary to popular belief, the Fupasaurus originated in North America at a McDonalds location near you.The spread of the Fupasaurus has been epidemic in proportion. Most common signs of a Fupasaurus are extreme buldging Fupa, a fupa of biblical proportions, and the appearance of 2 monstrous bellies. A person who is referred to as a Fupasaurus is morbidly obese with a Fupa that is so extreme it has it's own zip code. Another trait is the amazing cottage cheese legs and hidden sandwiches contained under the rolls of flab. Apparently many are confused about it's existence, even those who carry the gene. When you are a Fupasaurus you believe you are still sexy. A true Fupasaurus wears spandex to reveal the beast's ugliness. This can be very disturbing for those who gaze upon the Fupasaurus. It is also believed that the Fupasaurus swallowed the #1 Fupapottamus in a fit of rage. Reasons for the anger at the Fupapottamus are currently not known but it is believed that the Fupasaurus was angry because the # 1 Fupapottamus was getting extremely large, possibly threatening it's territory. The Fupasaurus is an extremely territorial creature and will roll over anything in the way of the doughnut box. Please approach with caution for this creature is deadly!

Joanne at the distribution center is a Fupasaurus!

Holy crap, did you see Charlie shortshoulder get crushed in front of the doughnut box by that Fupasaurus!

Fupasaurus by Chris L Colorado July 11, 2009

fupasaurusrex 

These are the people with the worst possible FUPAS. They are usually large in size all around, but their FUPAS take center stage. The FUPA is the largest part on them. It usually sticks out a few feet from their body, and is weighed down so much it practically touches the ground. With a FUPA that large it also make their arms look extremely small in propotion to it. Making them walk around looking like a dinsaur.

Holy sjit Batman!!! She's bigger than a Fupapottomus...she's a Fupasaurusrex!!!

fupasaurusrex by alimegz July 13, 2009

Fupasaurus 

The fupasaurus, more scientifically known as the fupasaurus rex is common to South America and now South Florida (Little South America). The fupasaurus rex is most likely evolved from the fupapotamus, which was once the most feared species in the fupa family. The fupasaurus was discovered by Mitin Patel one night in Ft Lauderdale. Mitin thought he had captured by elusive fupapotamus, but to his surprise(the next morning when it was too late), he discovered, named, and branded this new species.

Fupasauruses are believed to frequent taco bells, winn dixies, piggly wigglys, and laundromats.

Fupasaurus by kokodiablo May 15, 2007

Fupasloth 

The super-fat women of upper management that always lunch together even while hosting "work lunch" seminars on how to eat better. They consistently share stories about how their workout goes to prove that they're actually trying to lose weight- just like they've been doing for the last decade.
Fupasloths tend to run in packs, as a lead fupasloth will only hire/promote other fupasloths in order to not feel threatened by prettier, more intelligent and thinner workers.
The origin of the term comes from fupa+sloths= slow-moving and unintelligent creatures whose stomachs hang low over their female parts.

Our fupasloth VP regaled us all with her latest story about how hard her personal trainer is working her even while stuffing her gullet with chicken parmesan.

Fupasloth by Tracy Weston March 29, 2010

Fupasaurus 

A large prehistoric bipedal creature characterized by an enormous protruding fupa. It is speculated that many smaller creatures of the time became extinct because they were smothered and ingested by the Fupasaurus' fupa.

The pteradactile was attempting to escape but was smothered by the Fupasaurus's enormous fupa.

Fupasaurus by seymour heines February 28, 2008